Anxiety Expresser Gifts

"The end of my mail forwarding service is coming."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

Free-Floating Anxiety

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Hell: The Airport"

"Pencil eraser."

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"You call that worrying?"

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"I feel we're making progress."

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

'Have I told you how absolutely lovely you look today?'

Moanathon.

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"This isn't his audition...he's telling us about being an actor."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

Concern Chart

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"Don't feel bad. Shallow people make my job easy."

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."