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"The end of my mail forwarding service is coming."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Hell: The Airport"

"Pencil eraser."

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"You call that worrying?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"I feel we're making progress."

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'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

Moanathon.

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

"This isn't his audition...he's telling us about being an actor."

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"

"Don't feel bad. Shallow people make my job easy."

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?