Stress Tester Prints

'Special Delivery!'

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Now a little test to see how you cope under pressure.'

'Not only do we have a great retirement program, our employees age more quickly.'

Computer Room.

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I feel your pain."

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"With great power comes great, great stress."

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

'You need some stress.'

'The boss thinks you're burning-out, but instead of a vacation he's moving you under the smoke detector.'

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"No, mom. . . it was last winter when I was skating on thin ice. This spring I'm just walking a fine line."

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

"Don't get caught."

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

'This is your new office.'

Closed system: Worry-powered TV set.

'Yes, puberty did put me through a lot of stress. . . but it was my daughters puberty.'

'Doctor Moore?' This is Fretz! Look, it's 30 below!...

'Creepy, yes. But on the other hand, he's never missed a deadline.'