Stress Beater Prints

'The boss thinks you're burning-out, but instead of a vacation he's moving you under the smoke detector.'

Where your mind & battle are los

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

In basket-case.

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Work/Life Balance

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Try thinking about something else."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Cat in a flap

Nervous Oral Testing

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"I feel your pain."

Fittd shēt

Meat Grinder

In and Out Tray

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Tossing computer into canyon.