Inner Strength Seeker T-Shirts

'Be sure to capture my inner strength.'

"Go on!"

"Good game."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Muscles

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Needs to get a life"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Zenemies.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

My God, I need to fart.

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Tiny Visions

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"We're exclusively delts."

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!