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Cuthbert had always suspected that there was a giant within. . .

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"It's just a tree."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"Make me one with everything!"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Witch dice.

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

Fortune teller sees impending doom

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'It started out as meditation, but now it's quiet desperation!'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

Motorway of the Self

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"