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"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Double Bass Jumpers.

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

Easter Island Rock Climber

Becalmed yachts

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

Desert Island Surveillance.

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

'002' - A discussion about 007.

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

Self Service Island

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

'Scientists at the Human Genome Project have located a gene that makes us want to constantly look for our name on search engines.'

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

High-Wire-Dip

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

You Are Lost

"Let's ask for directions."

Brain Charger

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Helicopter Rescues.

A man searching an Egyptian tomb finds a Shriner hat and car.

Street Maze.

The Chronologically-Challenged Olympics.

'Crisis'