Inner Truth Seeker T-Shirts

"I'd like to file a report. I'm trying to find myself."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's such a lovely day!"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Press Freedom

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Skeptic Tank.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Truth

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

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