Inner Truth Seeker Gifts

"I'd like to file a report. I'm trying to find myself."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Squeezing the Free Press.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Skeptic Tank.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Letters escape from a caged book.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

Truth

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

Information...political rhetoric

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'