Seeker Of Truths Gifts

''The meaning of life'? -- are you from some dictionary company?'

Madame Zotelli's All seeing Eye

'Women? Don't ask me about women! -- Women are why I'm up here!'

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Press Freedom

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Skeptic Tank.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Which news channel should we watch?"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

Truth

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Information...political rhetoric

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"