Aspiring Truth Seeker Gifts

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

The Salesman

Letters escape from a caged book.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

Truth

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

Information...political rhetoric

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"