Fearless Truth Seeker Gifts

"The food in your pantry may kill you, details tonight...on Eyewitness News!"

Bin Laden

Squeezing the Free Press.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"It's such a lovely day!"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Press Freedom

Skeptic Tank.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Truth

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

Information...political rhetoric

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"