Seeker Of Truth Gifts

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

A man goes to see a guru who is contemplating suicide.

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

'I'm running a special on the naked truth.'

Tee Shirt: In Search of Things Known and Agreed Upon

"...To sum up, then, everything is illusory - Do you guys have any questions?"

"Heaven and hell are powerful and shamefully obvious tools for controlling the gullible. If you can convince people that their sacrifices in this life will be paid for in the next - you can take everything from them. If only there was... ...Hey, look!

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Skeptic Tank.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Truth

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"