Inner Self Seeker Gifts

'Beneath her cold, hard exterior, is a cold hard interior.'

"Good game."

They hated me.

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

"Needs to get a life"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Zenemies.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Unguided imagery

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.