World Domination Dreamers Pillows

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

The Amazing Man-Spider

Super Heroes.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"And to think he started in accounting."

The Rivalry Begins

Superhero

"What's next?"

The weight of winning gold.

Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"We ask that bail be set at $1,000. The defendant poses a significant flight risk."

China's Pacific Expansionism

"Sometimes I wish I were a character in a video game."

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A MEGALOMANIAC TO WORK HERE, BUT IT SURE DOES HELP!

"Oh come on. Radioactive spider bite and this is all I end up with?!"

'I want in on the drug trial he's in.'

'You're obsessing again.'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Well—yeah, maybe I could use a sidekick."

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

Happy Halloween

"He used to want to take over the world."

A military leader lies dead with a pin in his back