World Domination Dreamers Pillows

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

The Amazing Man-Spider

Super Heroes.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"And to think he started in accounting."

The Rivalry Begins

Superman's laundry

Superhero

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

The weight of winning gold.

"What's next?"

Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

"There was a time when that guy could leap this building in a single bound."

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'

"We ask that bail be set at $1,000. The defendant poses a significant flight risk."

China's Pacific Expansionism

Zap Energy Drinks!

"Sometimes I wish I were a character in a video game."

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A MEGALOMANIAC TO WORK HERE, BUT IT SURE DOES HELP!

"Well—yeah, maybe I could use a sidekick."

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

'You're obsessing again.'

"Oh come on. Radioactive spider bite and this is all I end up with?!"

'I want in on the drug trial he's in.'

Armstrong, what's going on? Go away. I'm busy. You've been in there for days. Something strange is going on. Yes, something strange, if not downright bizarro. Institute for Capitalist Exploitation. Soon the world will be mine.

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

Entering Shangri-La - Pollution Alert Level: Severe, Jobless Rate:50%, Flood Danger: High, Radioactivity Level: Extreme, Road Conditions: Dangerous.

Happy Halloween

A military leader lies dead with a pin in his back