Dreamer Of Domination Pillows

Why cats will never rule the world: 'First, we'll assume high level government positions! Then we'll enforce harsh taxing measures! ...But first let's take a nap...sun spot feels...so good.'

The Bookworm

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Super Heroes.

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

The Rivalry Begins

Superhero

"What's next?"

"They also mocked Galileo..."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

New Year Revolution

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

"We ask that bail be set at $1,000. The defendant poses a significant flight risk."

China's Pacific Expansionism

"Well—yeah, maybe I could use a sidekick."

'As the head of the benevolent order of superior sisterhood, I'm going to lobby congress to end the scourge of stinky, booger-brained boys and put girls in charge of everything.'

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

"Oh come on. Radioactive spider bite and this is all I end up with?!"

'I want in on the drug trial he's in.'

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

'What do you mean. . . in a perfect heaven?'

'For goodness sake, stop whistling while you work.' - 'I wasn't working, only whistling.'

"Too Marvel?"

A military leader lies dead with a pin in his back