World Domination Dreamer Pillows

A military leader lies dead with a pin in his back

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'If we ever intend to take over the world, one thing we'll have to do is synchronize our biological clocks.'

Remember, we're writing our wedding vows - I don't want to hear any of your world domination nonsense!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Super Heroes.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Next in Lion

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

The Rivalry Begins

Superhero

"What's next?"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

At the space-time institute.

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"We ask that bail be set at $1,000. The defendant poses a significant flight risk."

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

China's Pacific Expansionism

'Looks to be a very young universe.'

'I want in on the drug trial he's in.'

"Oh come on. Radioactive spider bite and this is all I end up with?!"

'You're obsessing again.'

"Sometimes I wish I were a character in a video game."

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

"Well—yeah, maybe I could use a sidekick."

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

You Are Here Sign on the Moon.

Happy Halloween

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

"Central America, the Balkans... such small countries... no reason we can't buy at least one of them."