Conquest Dreamer Pillows

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"It is we."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'I screwed up royally!'

Next in Lion

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

In/Out

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'