Champion Dreamer Pillows

'It's not necessary to challenge the champ, your manager has already done that.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Midnight Basketball

Olympic Climate

Baseball Dreams

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Not The Real Me

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"What's next?"

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Penalty

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

'I just want a little recognition, nothing much, maybe a Lifetime Achievement Award.'

"You may already be a Nobel Prize winner!"

Paris Olympics

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

'For goodness sake, stop whistling while you work.' - 'I wasn't working, only whistling.'