World Domination Dreamer Mugs

"Blofeld's trying to take over the world again, Bond --- but the PM told me not to worry about it."

A military leader lies dead with a pin in his back

Armstrong, what's going on? Go away. I'm busy. You've been in there for days. Something strange is going on. Yes, something strange, if not downright bizarro. Institute for Capitalist Exploitation. Soon the world will be mine.

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'If we ever intend to take over the world, one thing we'll have to do is synchronize our biological clocks.'

Remember, we're writing our wedding vows - I don't want to hear any of your world domination nonsense!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Super Heroes.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Next in Lion

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

The Rivalry Begins

Superman's laundry

Superhero

"What's next?"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

At the space-time institute.

"There was a time when that guy could leap this building in a single bound."

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'

"We ask that bail be set at $1,000. The defendant poses a significant flight risk."

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

China's Pacific Expansionism

'Looks to be a very young universe.'

Zap Energy Drinks!

'You're obsessing again.'

"Oh come on. Radioactive spider bite and this is all I end up with?!"

"Sometimes I wish I were a character in a video game."

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

Armstrong, did you know that the Milky Way and Adromeda galaxies may already be colliding, billions of years early? A ginormous field of ionized hydrogen that gives birth to stars surrounds each galaxy like a halo. Andromeda's halo may have already caught up to ours. Ah, but of course. Andromeda has drawn first blood with a pre-emptive hostile takeover bid. Reminds me of that time I took over little Alice Chang's lemonade stand while she was napping. Very bad man.

"Well—yeah, maybe I could use a sidekick."