Army Dreamers Prints

'We were going to join the army together, but he turned out to be be 4-F.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"And to think he started in accounting."

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

My Hero

"What's next?"

'Maybe next year Santa will bring you the software.'

Goldie.

Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A MEGALOMANIAC TO WORK HERE, BUT IT SURE DOES HELP!

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

'Hey, we can't ALL be King!'

Desert island 'Help' cards

'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer!'

'You need to address your intimacy issues, Darling.'

"Itchy trigger finger! Is that it?"

Two manly robots learn to be sensitive.

Army Recruitment: 'Right Son, kick once if you want signals and twice if you want to go in the infantry.'

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

Tattoos & super powers removed

'Let's just say, Sire, that the moderates favor abdication.'

"I looked. Up in the the sky. It was a bird."

"I thought it was a sleeping compartment."