Army Dreamer Prints

"Itchy trigger finger! Is that it?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

"And how would you like your steak?"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Angel Music

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'