Showbiz Soldier Gifts

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Second lifeReal life.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Boarway Show

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

Cyberwarfare

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

Technical specifications: semi-automatic 1.2 mm cartoon launcher. 7.5 inch barrels holds a full stick of graphite. Fires rounds of sarcasm, satire and spoofs. Takes out religious fanatics with sharp wit.

'Everyone's feeling a little overwhelmed. They've doubled our workload without increasing the size of our staff.'

Bob hated working over-time.

Dangerous Mural

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

'I've not been myself lately'

Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!'

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."

Grenadiers

STRIP *Community Care * Imaginative use of equipment

Touch Gig

'If you want to play in this league, Wilson, you've got to learn to play with pain!'

"You have Tech-neck."

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

' Wow ! You look dressed to kill ! '

Now in its 27th year - Sirens with Original Cast.

"We call ourselves the 3 Geniuses. Unfortunately, we never quite caught on."

Tu Quoque

Book vs film

Troops Deployed To An Alien Planet