Showbiz Soldier Pillows

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

Second lifeReal life.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Boarway Show

Cyberwarfare

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

Bob hated working over-time.

'Everyone's feeling a little overwhelmed. They've doubled our workload without increasing the size of our staff.'

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

Dangerous Mural

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

Grenadiers

STRIP *Community Care * Imaginative use of equipment

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."

Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!'

'If you want to play in this league, Wilson, you've got to learn to play with pain!'

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

' Wow ! You look dressed to kill ! '

Tu Quoque

Now in its 27th year - Sirens with Original Cast.

Troops Deployed To An Alien Planet

"Do your folks know you're into guns?"

'Is it tank top season already, General?'