Satire Soldier Gifts

Technical specifications: semi-automatic 1.2 mm cartoon launcher. 7.5 inch barrels holds a full stick of graphite. Fires rounds of sarcasm, satire and spoofs. Takes out religious fanatics with sharp wit.

'The Neurosis Pack.'

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

'President George P. D. Q. ?3 Bush today called for Gulf War VIII'....'

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 2

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

Dangerous Mural

'It was the only white thing I had.'

We're Looking At a Few Good Men

Storks and Tank

Possum Army HQ. Here's the casualty report, sir --- You have to take it with a grain of salt, of course.

"I might be able to offer you a test drive."

21 Bun Salute.

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914.

"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'"

'Serg!' (Sign has been changed from Afghanistan to Blighty)

The Boche Catcher

Boss, if you could be any superhero, which one would it be? Insurance-Adjuster-Man. In a world where superheroes were real, there'd be an awful lot of collateral damage to buildings and infrastructure. Insurance-Adjuster-Man would probably clear six figures by breakfast. "Heroes" aren't in it for the money. Of course they are. Take Lex Luthor, for instance ...

'Reminds me of Army Boot Camp...'

Hit Or Missler Gun

"Stop playing around and put it back in you knapsack"

Silhouttes

"BACK FIEND! Take your damned bill and go back from whence you came!"

Get Ready for the Next One

"The 2.3 billion dollar item, is that before or after the manufacturer's rebate?"

"They have been given one minute to get out of town."

"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike."

'Following government cuts, this is your new kit bag.'

'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...'

'A tricky situation sir. The French are deploying unsinkable dressing tables!'

Torture Budget Cuts

"I have been trained to kill since birth!"

"What I don't like about the military is all the emphasis on winning."