Satire Soldier Gifts

Searching for a gift for a satire soldier? Our collection features clever, humorous items that combine military pride with sharp satire. Ideal for those who appreciate humor that marches to its own beat, these thoughtfully funny products bring a lighthearted yet bold statement to any soldier's day.

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'The Neurosis Pack.'

'The Neurosis Pack.' mockup

'The Neurosis Pack.' mockup

'The Neurosis Pack.' mockup

'The Neurosis Pack.' mockup

'The Neurosis Pack.'

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Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder. mockup

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder. mockup

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder. mockup

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder. mockup

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

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'President George P. D. Q. ?3 Bush today called for Gulf War VIII'....'

'President George P. D. Q. ?3 Bush today called for Gulf War VIII'....' mockup

'President George P. D. Q. ?3 Bush today called for Gulf War VIII'....' mockup

'President George P. D. Q. ?3 Bush today called for Gulf War VIII'....' mockup

'President George P. D. Q. ?3 Bush today called for Gulf War VIII'....' mockup

'President George P. D. Q. ?3 Bush today called for Gulf War VIII'....'

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"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?" mockup

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?" mockup

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?" mockup

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?" mockup

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

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Dangerous Mural

Dangerous Mural mockup

Dangerous Mural mockup

Dangerous Mural mockup

Dangerous Mural mockup

Dangerous Mural

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'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!' mockup

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!' mockup

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!' mockup

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!' mockup

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

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'It was the only white thing I had.'

'It was the only white thing I had.' mockup

'It was the only white thing I had.' mockup

'It was the only white thing I had.' mockup

'It was the only white thing I had.' mockup

'It was the only white thing I had.'

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Storks and Tank

Storks and Tank mockup

Storks and Tank mockup

Storks and Tank mockup

Storks and Tank mockup

Storks and Tank

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The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914.

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914. mockup

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914. mockup

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914. mockup

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914. mockup

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914.

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"I might be able to offer you a test drive."

"I might be able to offer you a test drive." mockup

"I might be able to offer you a test drive." mockup

"I might be able to offer you a test drive." mockup

"I might be able to offer you a test drive." mockup

"I might be able to offer you a test drive."

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"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'"

"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'" mockup

"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'" mockup

"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'" mockup

"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'" mockup

"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'"

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"They have been given one minute to get out of town."

"They have been given one minute to get out of town." mockup

"They have been given one minute to get out of town." mockup

"They have been given one minute to get out of town." mockup

"They have been given one minute to get out of town." mockup

"They have been given one minute to get out of town."

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"BACK FIEND! Take your damned bill and go back from whence you came!"

"BACK FIEND! Take your damned bill and go back from whence you came!" mockup

"BACK FIEND! Take your damned bill and go back from whence you came!" mockup

"BACK FIEND! Take your damned bill and go back from whence you came!" mockup

"BACK FIEND! Take your damned bill and go back from whence you came!" mockup

"BACK FIEND! Take your damned bill and go back from whence you came!"

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'Reminds me of Army Boot Camp...'

'Reminds me of Army Boot Camp...' mockup

'Reminds me of Army Boot Camp...' mockup

'Reminds me of Army Boot Camp...' mockup

'Reminds me of Army Boot Camp...' mockup

'Reminds me of Army Boot Camp...'

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The Boche Catcher

The Boche Catcher mockup

The Boche Catcher mockup

The Boche Catcher mockup

The Boche Catcher mockup

The Boche Catcher

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'Serg!' (Sign has been changed from Afghanistan to Blighty)

'Serg!' (Sign has been changed from Afghanistan to Blighty) mockup

'Serg!' (Sign has been changed from Afghanistan to Blighty) mockup

'Serg!' (Sign has been changed from Afghanistan to Blighty) mockup

'Serg!' (Sign has been changed from Afghanistan to Blighty) mockup

'Serg!' (Sign has been changed from Afghanistan to Blighty)

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"Stop playing around and put it back in you knapsack"

"Stop playing around and put it back in you knapsack" mockup

"Stop playing around and put it back in you knapsack" mockup

"Stop playing around and put it back in you knapsack" mockup

"Stop playing around and put it back in you knapsack" mockup

"Stop playing around and put it back in you knapsack"

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Silhouttes mockup

Silhouttes mockup

Silhouttes mockup

Silhouttes mockup

Silhouttes

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"The 2.3 billion dollar item, is that before or after the manufacturer's rebate?"

"The 2.3 billion dollar item, is that before or after the manufacturer's rebate?" mockup

"The 2.3 billion dollar item, is that before or after the manufacturer's rebate?" mockup

"The 2.3 billion dollar item, is that before or after the manufacturer's rebate?" mockup

"The 2.3 billion dollar item, is that before or after the manufacturer's rebate?" mockup

"The 2.3 billion dollar item, is that before or after the manufacturer's rebate?"

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Hit Or Missler Gun

Hit Or Missler Gun mockup

Hit Or Missler Gun mockup

Hit Or Missler Gun mockup

Hit Or Missler Gun mockup

Hit Or Missler Gun

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"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike."

"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike." mockup

"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike." mockup

"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike." mockup

"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike." mockup

"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike."

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'Following government cuts, this is your new kit bag.'

'Following government cuts, this is your new kit bag.' mockup

'Following government cuts, this is your new kit bag.' mockup

'Following government cuts, this is your new kit bag.' mockup

'Following government cuts, this is your new kit bag.' mockup

'Following government cuts, this is your new kit bag.'

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'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...'

'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...' mockup

'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...' mockup

'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...' mockup

'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...' mockup

'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...'

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'A tricky situation sir. The French are deploying unsinkable dressing tables!'

'A tricky situation sir. The French are deploying unsinkable dressing tables!' mockup

'A tricky situation sir. The French are deploying unsinkable dressing tables!' mockup

'A tricky situation sir. The French are deploying unsinkable dressing tables!' mockup

'A tricky situation sir. The French are deploying unsinkable dressing tables!' mockup

'A tricky situation sir. The French are deploying unsinkable dressing tables!'

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"What I don't like about the military is all the emphasis on winning."

"What I don't like about the military is all the emphasis on winning." mockup

"What I don't like about the military is all the emphasis on winning." mockup

"What I don't like about the military is all the emphasis on winning." mockup

"What I don't like about the military is all the emphasis on winning." mockup

"What I don't like about the military is all the emphasis on winning."

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Satire Soldier Gifts Collection

Satire Soldier Mugs

Explore our collection of satire soldier mugs for a humorous start to every morning with witty slogans and military-inspired designs.

Satire Soldier Pillows

Discover our satire soldier pillows to add a humorous and patriotic touch to your living spaces or gifts.

Satire Soldier Prints

Browse our satire soldier prints for eye-catching decor that celebrates military satire with a clever twist.

Satire Soldier T-Shirts

Check out our satire soldier t-shirts for witty, bold apparel that combines military pride with sharp humor.