Warfare Satirist Gifts

ARMS SALES!: 'It'll pay for itself in no time!'

Grim Reaper Riding a Missile

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer."

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

General's Coin Toss

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Technical specifications: semi-automatic 1.2 mm cartoon launcher. 7.5 inch barrels holds a full stick of graphite. Fires rounds of sarcasm, satire and spoofs. Takes out religious fanatics with sharp wit.

'President George P. D. Q. ?3 Bush today called for Gulf War VIII'....'

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

Precisely Inprecise

"Sire, the barbarian's are no longer at the gate...they're inside it!"

Dangerous Mural

"I might be able to offer you a test drive."

Possum Army HQ. Here's the casualty report, sir --- You have to take it with a grain of salt, of course.

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914.

21 Bun Salute.

We're Looking At a Few Good Men

Storks and Tank

The Boche Catcher

"They have been given one minute to get out of town."

Silhouttes

Hit Or Missler Gun

Welcome to Family Day Open House 1st Armoured Division: 'Careful you don't break anything.'

Tuesday is drunken rant night. The noncommissioned officer is the backbone of this man's army!!!

New Hospital Train- Stretchers Suspended by Rubber Bands

'Can we have our ball back, please?'

"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike."

'Serg!' (Sign has been changed from Afghanistan to Blighty)

'Following government cuts, this is your new kit bag.'

US army officer announcing discovery of Saddam's money - not WMD.

'A tricky situation sir. The French are deploying unsinkable dressing tables!'

A Series of Misadventures.

"What I don't like about the military is all the emphasis on winning."

Dick's New Heart