Stand-up Soldiers Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for someone who loves comedy and military humor? Our stand-up soldiers collection blends humorous military themes with creative designs, making it a great choice for fans of stand-up comedy, soldiers, or both. Whether it's mugs, t-shirts, pillows, or prints, each item features a unique, funny cartoon that celebrates the spirit of comedy soldiers. These products are ideal for soldiers, veterans, or comedy enthusiasts who enjoy a good laugh with a military twist.

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'Gwen, I feel horrible! I may have to cancel tonight's set. . . The E.R. doctor was so impressed, he let me keep his stethoscope.'

'Gwen, I feel horrible! I may have to cancel tonight's set. . . The E.R. doctor was so impressed, he let me keep his stethoscope.' mockup

'Gwen, I feel horrible! I may have to cancel tonight's set. . . The E.R. doctor was so impressed, he let me keep his stethoscope.'

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Snowprov

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The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!' mockup

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

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Applause

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"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault." mockup

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

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"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

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"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick." mockup

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

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"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight." mockup

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

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Never pick a fight with a comedian. mockup

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

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"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'" mockup

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

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"You've tested positive for being awesome. Just kidding - it was negative."

"You've tested positive for being awesome. Just kidding - it was negative." mockup

"You've tested positive for being awesome. Just kidding - it was negative."

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'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.' mockup

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

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"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience." mockup

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

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"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'" mockup

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

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Nick Offerman

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'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

'-not back with the same old corn are we?' mockup

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

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"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!" mockup

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

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Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever. mockup

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

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'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?' mockup

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'

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'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

'You said to come back once I got my act together.' mockup

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

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'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.' mockup

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

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'The stand-up geneticist'

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Stand up comedy for four-year-olds. mockup

Stand up comedy for four-year-olds.

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'His dad was a standup. He's a quip off the old block.'

'His dad was a standup. He's a quip off the old block.' mockup

'His dad was a standup. He's a quip off the old block.'

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The Stand-Up Gastroenterologist

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Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

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'This has been quite a year for Washington, D. C.... worst snowstorm in history AND the worst snow job!'

'This has been quite a year for Washington, D. C.... worst snowstorm in history AND the worst snow job!' mockup

'This has been quite a year for Washington, D. C.... worst snowstorm in history AND the worst snow job!'

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Comedy course highlights fake nose mockup

Comedy course highlights fake nose

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Stand-up Soldiers Gifts Collection

Stand-up Soldiers Mugs

Browse our mugs collection for more stand-up soldiers designs—perfect for adding humor to your morning routine.

Stand-up Soldiers Pillows

Explore our pillows for more humorous military-themed designs—comfort and comedy combined.

Stand-up Soldiers Prints

View our prints for more playful, military-inspired artwork—bring humor and personality to your space.

Stand-up Soldiers T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for more stand-up soldiers humor—wear your smile and military wit with pride.