Stand-up Gifts

'You call that a comedy routine? Seriously, it was laughable!'

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"Remember - don't say anything shocking or outrageous, in case somebody finds it shocking or outrageous."

Jimmy Carr

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

"Any kids here tonight? Oh, wait... I guess not...since I didn't see any on the menu."

Easter Island Comedy Night.

Putting down hecklers

Bob the comedy elephant,thanked the hyenas for being a wonderful audience.

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

Billy Connolly

Woody Allen

'That's what I call a first class delivery!'

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

"Sadly you don't get a wit by putting two halfwits together!"

Dani Rovira

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

"A funny (non offensive) thing happened to me on the way over here..."

Breakthrough by a comic

Comedy 101

John Bishop

Tom Allen

Phill Jupitus

'Personally, I think PC humour's gone too far.'

"My wife and I haven't had sex in 5 years, so we went to a therapist. He said have sex every day. Now I haven't seen my wife in 3 years."

'OK, hit cancel if you've computed this one...'

Snowprov

Cancel Culture and Stand-Up Comedy

Boomer Humor

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

"Hi, I'm Mike and my 20 year old marriage to Debby has been a sham, I'm currently having an affair with David who works behind the bar."

Comedy course highlights fake nose

Stand Up Chameleon

Dara O Briain

'I just ascended and boy are my arms tired.'