Model Soldiers T-Shirts

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

The Style of Elements

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Second lifeReal life.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'Are you done yet?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Alien Beauty Magazine

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

That every day look.

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Amanda Seyfried

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"Everyone was impressed by how Dave's date looked like she stepped right out of a magazine."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Fashion Week"

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Girl's weight issues.

"It's the battering classes"

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

A Friend in Need.

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