Virtual Battlefield Strategist Gifts

The gaming world.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

A Rifle Competition in the North

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Military history

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

Cyberwarfare

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Battle.

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

I'm watching "Untold History of the United States" on Netflix. Is it true it was actually the Soviet Union that won World War II? … and is it true Japan was trying to surrender because the USSR had just entered the war against them, but we nuked them anyway just to show Russia who was boss? And is it true Truman single-handedly started the cold war and the arms race by reneging on deals Roosevelt and Churchill had struck with Stalin and then threatening to nuke the USSR? History's interesting no

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

Athena

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

BE.. All that you can BE...

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

"He'll be fine, he won't even notice we've been gone a fortnight."

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"