Mock Battle Strategist Gifts

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

Military history

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

"I made the mistake of asking my boss for an office with a view."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

Battle.

Next Terrifying Military Threats

I'm watching "Untold History of the United States" on Netflix. Is it true it was actually the Soviet Union that won World War II? … and is it true Japan was trying to surrender because the USSR had just entered the war against them, but we nuked them anyway just to show Russia who was boss? And is it true Truman single-handedly started the cold war and the arms race by reneging on deals Roosevelt and Churchill had struck with Stalin and then threatening to nuke the USSR? History's interesting no

BE.. All that you can BE...

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

What's in a Terrorist Name?

Um, General Hannibal, a word if I may...

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

'You're obsessing again.'

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"

Another Shooting

"Damn it! Ask something on the Franco-Prussian War!"

On the Brink of War with Russia-British Fleet Despatched