Mock Battle Strategist Pillows

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Military history

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

"I made the mistake of asking my boss for an office with a view."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

Battle.

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

BE.. All that you can BE...

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

Um, General Hannibal, a word if I may...

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

'You're obsessing again.'

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

"Damn it! Ask something on the Franco-Prussian War!"

On the Brink of War with Russia-British Fleet Despatched

How's my blitzkrieging?