Miniature Battlefield Strategist Gifts

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Ukraine Crisis

Board Game Hunter

Most valuable element.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Trouble everywhere...

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

Foxhole - digging robot

Putin's Mutual Destruction

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Ukraine Pinata

Nuclear Proliferation

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."