Miniature Army Commander Gifts

"Can you withdraw your troops to the box in your bedroom?"

Remote control pirate bully

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

I rule by fear.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"He lives in a block of flats"

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

P.O.W. !! to US credibility.

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

A man working on a model airplane

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

'I'd like to come out and play but I can't find a sitter.'

Caleb at work

Two children in a park; one playing with an R/C sailboat and the other playing with a drone

Playpen Jailbreak.

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

A ship in a bottle fires a cannon ball at a model ship in an admiral's den.

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...'

Papi agrees to buy Baldo a lowrider but it's a model car.

"I'm too old to chase prey, so my trick is to start painting miniatures. Natural curiosity takes over and they come closer to have a look: voila!"

"Sire! -- Your army has been defeated!"

Although less physically imposing than his famous uncle, Baron von Munchkinhausen was no less formidable.

"It may be a sack of bricks to you, but to me, it's the culmination of lifetime of practice."

'Ralph is in the basement building a ship inside a bottle.'

'What do you mean actual building? This is it.'