Miniature Strategist Gifts

Foosball game with real life players.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"He likes it."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

Board Game Hunter

"It failed the stress test."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'Will you make the final table?'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

"Go human."

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

Trojan Horse Threat.

" - This might work, but management will never approve it . . ."

Small Talk Outlet

"May I have your attention? For Christmas, all I want is for everyone to write a note on how smart, charming and social I am. I'm collecting college reference letters before I enter my terrible teens."

'One day you'll be able to 'sack' a football manager.'

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

Isn't It Exciting?

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

"They expect to get all this into a one-bedroom in Brooklyn."

Walking stooped 'So that was the spare room.'

'She always has her own way. She even writes her diary a few days in advance.'

arrogant child showing off her knowledge of ancient history at a party

'We don't need our own stand. Just have your mom buy all the lemons at the store so we've cornered the market and can name our price!'

Temp Agency Personnel. Where do you see yourself in five weeks?

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"