School Striker Gifts

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Exam

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'John is watching the game under protest.'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I started a collection!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Will eat your homework for $.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

Wilfried Zaha

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'