School Striker Pillows

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Exam

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I started a collection!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

Wilfried Zaha

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'