Ball Striker Pillows

Golfer hanging from tree trying a tricky chip out of the rough.

Snooker.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Wilfried Zaha

Destiny is all...

Football Skills

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"Some fall harder than others."

"He's into binge fetching."

How the Fiddle Stays Fit.

"It's tough balancing work, family and chasing that ball."

Captive Audience.

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

CEO practices his golf in the office.

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

"He cost a million pounds, they should've spent another tenner on a pair of glasses."

'As I've been told by my union, I went out on strike and I will succeed - I'm a one-man company!'

'He was pretending to be playing for Manchester United when he collapsed with exhaustion.'

Goalie sitting in middle of full park bench waiting for player to shoot

UCU University Lecturer's Strike

Tennis accidents.

Dog follows a bouncing ball over a balcony.

"Anyone for tennis?"

"No, I have my ball. I lost the course."

"Oh come on Jeff, just concede the point."

Badminton player.