Screen Striker Pillows

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Internet Cafe.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Wilfried Zaha

Goal

I win...you blinked.

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

Snooker.

'What a nice gesture from the principal. If only he could do that in person.'

Connor Wickham

The TV asks a man on a computer: 'Don't you love ME anymore?'

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

Strike That Clause

'How much did you pay for that new striker?'

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

"I like having a laptop with a big screen, but my back doesn't."

Football prayers.

Goalie sitting in middle of full park bench waiting for player to shoot

'It's one of those days when point and click feels more like drag and drop.'

"Do not interfere, Helen. This is between me and my avatar!"

Golfer hanging from tree trying a tricky chip out of the rough.

Week three, things started to get ugly.

A man with blinders on focusing on his computer.

Social Media Distancing

'I don't mind you watching 'Match of the Day' but...'