Net Striker Pillows

Wilfried Zaha

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Fish talking about fisherman

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Goal

Hot Towel Web Service

"You're V.P.N. says you're on another planet."

"Some fall harder than others."

Snooker.

How the Fiddle Stays Fit.

Feelings towards radios #7 Man catching a radio in a net.

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."

'Reaching in! Deliberate smearing of lipstick!'

'As I've been told by my union, I went out on strike and I will succeed - I'm a one-man company!'

Goalie sitting in middle of full park bench waiting for player to shoot

UCU University Lecturer's Strike

"Anyone for tennis?"

Internet first

Golfer hanging from tree trying a tricky chip out of the rough.

Ralph soon realised that fishing for compliments wasn't working.

Tennis Payer - Heaven and Hell/Rough or Smooth

Two sharks lie-in-wait to net surfers.

Old lady sits on the docks knitting nets for the fishermen.

Badminton player.

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