String Strikers Pillows

How the Fiddle Stays Fit.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Double Bass

"Tong!"

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Guitar Man.

"Check out this new store."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Mark Knopfler.

'At least I don't have his life.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

I love my Uke.

Team Cello

Double Bass Jumpers.

I was late for rehearsal so I have to sit here and play these baroque pieces. Ah, the penalty Bachs!

Lute

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Cellist

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

Guitars in Heaven

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Ralph Stanley

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Robert Johnson.

WANTED The Strad Cad

Heart-shaped guitar

Musician plugged into amp.

Goal

Wilfried Zaha

A musician bowing a tiny guitar