Fire Hazard Strategist Mugs

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

'The casserole didn't make it.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

Forest Management

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"Due to the fire hazard of having so many lighted candles gathered in the same place I have made you two cakes! Happy Birthday!"

Fire Assembly Point

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

The missiles had failed....so it was down to Frank....and plan B.

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery