Fire Safety Mugs

"Try rolling on the ground! Roll around on the ground!"

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"Absolutely! Where there's smoke there's fire."

Jeff tests the smoke alarms.

In case of fire, change subject.

Office Safety - Fire Escape Practice.

Smoke Detector Support Group

Emperor Nero: In Case Of Fire Break Glass.

Fire Ants.

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

'Oh, for Pete's sake! Not the smoke alarm again!'

"I got hot."

'Dude, I know the building is on fire, but I'm gambling online, and I'm on a winning streak. I can't leave now.'

"Wait!"

'Ma'am, don't you know that dirty chimneys are a fire hazard?'

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

Turkey Fry on the Grill

Let's make up a thorough plan first!

If you value your life, install a smoke detector on every floor!

"I thought that open-hearth furnace was a little too open."

Santa hosing the Chimney.

"Shouldn't you rake those up first and then set them on fire?"

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Your resume says, 'only you can prevent forest fires.' Listen, pal... we work as a team here.'

'Don't worry, ma. It's a controlled burn.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'In case of fire' box with a sausage on a stick inside.

"It's an escape route. You know, in case of fire."

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

'Okay,but should you change your mind sir, here's my card.' Farbuckle House Fire Insurance

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'