Fire Safety Instructor Gifts

Student fire fighters at a training academy screw up holding the trampoline.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Smokey The Tree"

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Sand danger

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'The casserole didn't make it.'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Forest Management

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

"Why do you always wear pants?"

Fire Assembly Point

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'