Fire Safety Training Gifts

'The stove must have been on for about four days. The neighbors said that's about how often you came home.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

'The casserole didn't make it.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Forest Management

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

Fire Assembly Point

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."