Training As A Firefighter Gifts

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Woman escapes with cats.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Burning love

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

USA Putting Out Fires

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Pizza Rescue.

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

"Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to be a fireman."

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

"Call the fire department!"

Humpty Dumpty

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

Mountain Firefighter Rescue.

"This way, O' Brien."