Aspiring Firefighter Gifts

'When Billy grows up he wants to be a fireman!'

Woman escapes with cats.

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

The New Normal

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

California fires and Coronavirus

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to be a fireman."

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

"That's not fighting fire, it's wasting water!"

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

Cave cow makes grass fire.

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

Snail Shoes

'All A's and an F in penmanship. Have you ever thought about becoming a doctor?'

"Behold, friends! Today, with this jetpack, I will escape the shackles of earth and do what all true birds are meant to do!!"

"At this point I think your computer problems needs more than a fan."

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

"How did you know we were having pancake flambe again?"

"If I make it into medical school it'll be as a cadaver!"

Yes, inspector, it's another cold-blooded murder!

'...and I used to worry about global warming!'

'It's my dream to go to medical school, and become a proctologist!'

"It needs to be much more illegible if you ever want to become a doctor, son."

The Paula Ratcliffe: 'Think I might do the London Marathon next year.'

Butterflies see caterpillar hang gliding.

"Cancel that call to tech-support. This may be beyond their capabilities."