Aspiring Firefighter Gifts

'When Billy grows up he wants to be a fireman!'

Woman escapes with cats.

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

The New Normal

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

California fires and Coronavirus

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to be a fireman."

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

"That's not fighting fire, it's wasting water!"

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

I told you I lost it in the sun.

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

Cave cow makes grass fire.

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

Snail Shoes

'All A's and an F in penmanship. Have you ever thought about becoming a doctor?'

"Behold, friends! Today, with this jetpack, I will escape the shackles of earth and do what all true birds are meant to do!!"

The Paula Ratcliffe: 'Think I might do the London Marathon next year.'

Yes, inspector, it's another cold-blooded murder!

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

'It's my dream to go to medical school, and become a proctologist!'

'...and I used to worry about global warming!'

"If I make it into medical school it'll be as a cadaver!"

"How did you know we were having pancake flambe again?"

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

"It needs to be much more illegible if you ever want to become a doctor, son."

"At this point I think your computer problems needs more than a fan."

Butterflies see caterpillar hang gliding.