Aspiring Fireman Gifts

"Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to be a fireman."

Woman escapes with cats.

The New Normal

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

California fires and Coronavirus

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Fire Assembly Point

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

Heroes

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"That's not fighting fire, it's wasting water!"

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

Fire at the Bisto Factory

"If we're to make a life together, you have to accept that I'm a volunteer fireman and have to be ready to picnic at a moment's notice."

Cave cow makes grass fire.

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

'I like it.'

101 Firemen.

"Erm, fireman, teacher, train driver, anything that offers plenty of time off via strike action?"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.