Aspiring Fireman Gifts

"Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to be a fireman."

Woman escapes with cats.

The New Normal

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

California fires and Coronavirus

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Fire Assembly Point

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

Heroes

"That's not fighting fire, it's wasting water!"

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

Fire at the Bisto Factory

101 Firemen.

"Erm, fireman, teacher, train driver, anything that offers plenty of time off via strike action?"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"If we're to make a life together, you have to accept that I'm a volunteer fireman and have to be ready to picnic at a moment's notice."

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

Cave cow makes grass fire.

'I like it.'

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

'All A's and an F in penmanship. Have you ever thought about becoming a doctor?'