Fireman Gifts

Jake is torn between upholding his responsibility to the community and satisfying his canine urges.

Jeff tests the smoke alarms.

Dog prank

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

Fire at the Bisto Factory

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

Making a note.

"Honest, it wasn't me!"

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

Fire Assembly Point

Woman climbs up a tree to escape a scary mouse.

"Erm, fireman, teacher, train driver, anything that offers plenty of time off via strike action?"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

Why fireworks and fuzzy tails don't mix.

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

This experience may be unsuitable for people of a nervous disposition

"If we're to make a life together, you have to accept that I'm a volunteer fireman and have to be ready to picnic at a moment's notice."

101 Firemen.

'I like it.'

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

Dad the Fireman

'By the way, there's a seminar next weekend on how to slide down the pole.'

'Oh no, it's my husband! It must have been a false alarm, he'll be blazing mad!'

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Woman escapes with cats.

"Smokey The Tree"

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"