Apprentice Firefighter Gifts

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

The New Normal

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

Builder's School

"Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to be a fireman."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

"That's not fighting fire, it's wasting water!"

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

'Gerald loves firing Donald Trump!'

'That's not a period...that's an epoch.'

Shaker Timeouts

Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society